OK, lets start with my past trip to Venus Berlin. I dont have all the photos, but a great time was had by all! Some new stuff and some old stuff, and a lot of on-stage masturbation (Germans, God love 'em!)- but here's a bit of what's what:

First thing on arriving we ran into the pony people, which (big disappontment) were all covered up (or really hairy) and all about 5'5''. Still a nice shocker for Ville, my new boss who is a neophyte...



Sorry about photo quality (iphone). Im still waiting for my Olympus to arrive in the mail. What up, by the way?

Good Googly Moogly!!!!!!!!!

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Education makes you go blind. Thanks Professor Fujiko-San!

Ok, but not today, I have a fever and no substitute was available...

i did the dirty with this bird from my old work last year....first time we go at it, she busts out this little egg shaped vibrator thingy and tells me she has to use it otherwise she wont cum. she has never cum without it and so she always uses it.....(but doesnt always cum!)....go figure....so she had it against her clit the whole time.

anyway, at first it it put me off having this thing vibrating mega againsts my rod. it felt uncomfortable for the first few mins. but after that it actually kind felt good in a still-uncomfortable-but-actually-kinda-feels-good kinda way.....go figure.

youre either trying to say this is normal behaviour (ive never come across it, before or since this girl), or, that I need to slut myself some more.......or that you just have thing for freaky bitchez?

I think this is the next thread to hit 50 pages..

I need me my edumaction miss fujiko-san

OK! Feeling better-ish!

BACK IN THE SADDLE!

After, Njoy, we headed off to see my buddies at JeJoue. I didnt take their picture, which is too bad since they're a dynamic good looking bunch (next time!) but I mention them because they are doing new stuff- which in toys is rare.

Their Sasi has memory technologie that lets it learn what you like, ie. it does a movement and you push the "uh-huh!" button and it adds it to its repertoire. If you dont like, you push the "nuh-uh!' button and the opposite happens. After about three minutes of use the little cutie is randomly doing a routine made up of all your favs!
This is a HUGE improvement on their first toy which was VASTLY more complicated and came with like a BAZILLION peices and an instruction booklet that was (no joke) an inch thick. When I got my sample, back in the day, I took it out of the box and then proptly put it back. Never even turned it on- couldnt be bothered!

Je Joue also has just come out with prototypes of the first ajustible g-spot toy, which frankly could be fabulous, if they get it right. More on that when it hits market.

Then, we wondered around and ran into this guy with his ass hanging out:





And also my super budies Christian and Rudy from Fun Factroy USA!!!
Fun Factory is German, (but C & R are Austrian which is better in some circles, ahem!), and they make VERY good quality silicon toys in a variety of nutty shapes and sizes. They are, quite honestly, the only European manufacturer that actually produces their products in Europe. Everyone else is China China China.

They have also recently come out with a line of cosmetics which in toy talk means, lubes, body dusts, massage candles, edible body paint etc.

Here are photos of their stuff:





As you can tell, they are pretty organic, into dolphins, lavender etc.

Ok, so then, we saw this hot stipper, but she didnt want to pose since I didnt have tip money (sigh)... Love the bows!



More, tomorrow or wednesday!

I am sending off a proposition for a Sex Toy TV show for French TV this morning- CROSS YOUR FINGERS!

Yup. That's probably exactly how it is.