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| Kiss the rest of your day week and month goodbye |
Oct 05, 2009 at 03:15 |
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Screw music. Make your own. Sure beats the bejeezus out of Akon.
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| Don't take my word for it, ask my shrink. |
Jul 28, 2009 at 10:33 |
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As far as Noo Yoik Jewish playwrights go, Neil Simon is a peerless, freeakin genius. If you're unfamiliar with his work, get your un-cultured butt down to Polyglot Theatre in South Yarra this week for a real treat.
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| Owie owie owie owie - but it's for a good cause |
Jun 17, 2009 at 12:02 |
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Not just content with running for kids, I've decided to move onwards and upwards. Next Sunday, June 28th, I will be attempting my first half marathon. My feet aren't looking forward to it, but it's all for a very good cause.
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| It's just an, um, groin....injury.... |
May 22, 2009 at 04:29 |
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Even if you don't know who this guy is, know this. It so sucks to be him right now.
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| It's all about being Slim, Jessica! |
Apr 08, 2009 at 03:41 |
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Guess who's back? Back again? Shady's back. Tell Jessica, Lindsay, Sarah, Ellen, Ms Ronson, Amy, Blake, et al...
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| At least I didn't crap my pants though. |
Apr 06, 2009 at 01:57 |
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Now that I have little Freeaks of my own, things like last Sunday's Run For The Kids have an extra meaning. You're not just running yourself into a gasping, aching wreak for fun. You're doing it for the kids. You know, because raising twins when you can't run after them anymore is sooo much easier.
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| Get accused of incest much? |
Mar 31, 2009 at 11:40 |
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Don't you just hate it when those pesky tabloid magazines that have made you millions over the last few years start making stuff up like you're shagging your brother?
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| Yeah, sure, hi Kev. Come in, put your feet up. |
Mar 26, 2009 at 11:06 |
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As if pushing through a multi-TRILLION dollar rescue package for your country isn't hard enough, poor old Bazza has been put through the wringer this week. And just when you think you're on top of things, Kev pops in for a chin wag.
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| What would Jesus do....without his phone? |
Mar 23, 2009 at 10:17 |
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Welcome to "Not a good week to be". Where we put the blowtorch on someone (or something) that we're collectively breathing a sign of relief over while saying "Well, life may suck a little right now, but thank fuck I'm not them". This week: Jesus Luz.
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| No, seriously, who the feck is Craig |
Mar 12, 2009 at 12:59 |
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Apparently there's a guy called Craig prancing around Melbourne town at the moment with way too much time on his hands.
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