TOTEZ stop errrrrrrything slutz!!!!! Errrrrybody's fave Kardashian sistah (apart from Kim, OBVS!!! LOL!!!) Khloe is getting MIZZARRIED!!!!!!!!! She's gonna b Lamar Odom!!!! She's livin' da DREAM, homegirlz!! Bitch is gonna b a BALLER'S WIFEY!!!!!!!!!!! JEALZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My ho-ho and Lamar have been datin' for, like, TOTEZ FOUR WEEKS now n they r jus SOOOOO in luv!!!!! Lamar doesn't even mind that Khloe kinda lookz like a tranny on some anglez... N Khloe TOTEZ doesn't mind that Lamar will probz knock-up a cheerleader / back-up dancer / singer / socialite during their marriage!!!! DAT IZ TRUE LUV, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Khloe, don't let all dem haterz tell u ur wrong!!!! U totez could've married him after TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!! Y'all r in luv and will last 4EVZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (AT LEAST until one of ur sisterz upstages u again and u have a public divorce and maybz even get a book ghostwritten 4 u about the trialz and tribz of bein' a balla's wifey?!!!! OMG, OPRAH'S BOOK CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luv u!!!!!!!!!)