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Jesus digs it! Feb 02, 2008 at 07:00
Lego turned 50 the other day, and Jesus would have turned about 2014-years-old in December, so in celebration of these two world-changing events (Don't worry, nobody will judge you if you're more excited about Lego – except God) here are some Old Testament stories, as told with Lego. There's nudity, murder, sex, and Lego men with beards and the crazy eye.

I chose stories revolving around Samson, because with my almost-completely-religion-free upbringing, I found his stories the most exciting: he shags prostitutes, vandalises cities, burns shit, commits mass murder, and generally causes havoc amongst the Philistines.

Found via that clever cookies at feedmecoolshit.com and you can see lots more Bible stories at thebricktestament.com.

Testify!


Posted By: Katie Olsen
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False Respect
the brick testament rocks!

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:39:49 AM

False Member
not really into preachy religious stuff but this is pretty awesome if there was a religion which was completely based on lego stories i may just follow it

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:05:51 PM

False New Lounger
during chapel this year our teachers had a powerpoint with all these pictures on them to explain the story they were telling. and people paid attention.......

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:59:28 PM

True Senior Member
Ha! This is bloody hilarious!! 2nd pic cracked me up...And he went in to her...Indeed!

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:51:26 PM

False Advanced Member
sweet beard

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:37:24 PM

False Senior Member
lego was like a religion when i was a kid haha! you could make ANY story a reality with lego WHOO happy birthday leog!

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:57:34 PM

True Advanced Member
Hilarious!

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:47:35 AM

True Advanced Member
Darn i want to see moreee!! Love it, great idea.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:27:14 AM

False Respect
You can see heaps more if you click on the link above... thebricktestament.com

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:01:47 AM


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