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Because it happens to the best of us May 04, 2009 at 12:15
We know not why it happens but the random accidental blood rush that unites us as men can be so so cruel at time. It's the awkward and embarrassing material from many a teen flick and it can strike when you least expect it. As embarrassing as it is to experience, dick jokes will always be funny and
and laughing at fellow males that have fallen victim to this attack of random wood will be enjoyed for eternity. Especially now with another addition to the infinite blogosphere entitled Awkward Boners.

It is what you think it is but just in case the blog's name doesn't tell the story, to the right of this post is a collection of some of the images featured. There's even presidential wood. Wrong town.



Posted By: Luke Lucas
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False Respect
Those poor unsuspecting girls in the main image! So many shades of awkward.
True Advanced Member
I assume this is as opposed to a traveller's fat.
True Advanced Member
Ahh the back of the school bus... Thank god for my English folder...
True Respect
AWKWARD
True Respect
ryz
The first related image is like the ultimate photobomb.
True Advanced Member
Rensa loves this shit!
True Senior Member
This is a mighty unfortunate situation for men to be in, sort of. I'm sure its bad genetic karma for all the stupid things they do to us lay-dee's. Wow that sounds bitter. I'm sorry, I took it too far.
False Respect
Pop'n'Fresh, maybe you're kind of right. Maybe it's balancing out all the dumb physical stuff ladies have to deal with. IE: I hear childbirth isn't exactly a walk in the park + they get a few embarrassing boners = everybody loses. Yes? No?
True New Lounger
park boner is so so seedy
True Respect
Sheesh right! Sit down or something!
False Respect
This is why I don't wear boxers, no protection from such an occasion, tighty whiteys ftw! - Jake OXOXOX
True Respect
boxer briefs
True New Lounger
why do most of these guys seem so relaxed about it? stay sitting down and cover the damn thing up for god's sake. you can't blame the dude for the jessica alba boner though.
True Respect
true that
False Advanced Member
or the old tuck in the belt doozy.
False Advanced Member
I had thirteen travel fats on the way to Adelaide. I wish they fix the bloody roads. 10 hour trip took bloody 15 cause I'd have to pull over and give my gf at the time a quick stiff one. No point in wasting it. While you've still got it. Right?
True Respect
why that's very thoughtful of you jimmy. travel fats should never go to waste.
True Respect
"Travel fats". Well. I guess you learn about something new everyday.
False New Lounger
:)
True Senior Member
:-D
False New Lounger
Yeah baby, papa's got a seat for you right here... you gotta hand it to the guy in the feature pic, his is definitely the longest.
True Advanced Member
Totally agree with you uniform, is it that they didn't realize or just that they don't care?
False Senior Member
What makes this even funnier is that they are all recorded forever on the internet. All these awkward boners.
True Senior Member
Applause to the dude who made this post, its kind of like homage to the ol' unintentionals. I actually wouldn't mind bein in this post. I'd probably tell my friends, even
True New Lounger
6th grade...swimming carnival...thank god for boardshorts
False Advanced Member
ten minutes ago... at work... thank god for aprons
True Respect
Just let it all hang out. As long as the stiffy holder doesn't get embarrassed from popping wood then the onlooker might be the awkward one, because they don't know if they should point, laugh,be stunned or act like your trouser snake isn't alive.
True Respect
Miro, did you just whack off into an apron?
False Respect
Woop Woop, Freeak with a 3!
False Advanced Member
Oh...Oh god...Just looked at the Valeria Lazareva gallery. Oh no.
False Advanced Member
Not just any apron, YOUR apron. I was wearing it while you were on smoko. The floral pattern and white lace borders just get me all giddy.
True Senior Member
Baz
i especially like the Bill Clinton one...creepy yes charasmatic man.
True Member
This gives me a new focus to look out for whenever looking at images and whenever I'm photographing. HAR on 14.

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